I went to the Hospital today. I took the car because it had cost me £12 in taxi fares last time. It cost me £5.50 to park (more of which later). It would cost me £4 to use the bus, though this is because of the Government £2 scheme. To buy a Nottingham City Transport return would cost me £5.30. Taxis take me to the door. My own car left me 400 yards from the door, which is a bit of a struggle for me (though less of a struggle, I am pleased to report, than it used to be). The bus – well it is a bit of a walk to the stop and I don’t know where they drop off for the Hospital, so it’s a non-starter really. All this is for a journey that I could have walked at one time – I can see the buildings as I sit here and type. Julia does sometimes still walk it when she has to go.
The system was generally good and the staff were excellent. Things seem cleaner and generally more efficient than they used to be and the staff are all pleasanter.
So, as I delight in moaning about the NHS, why am I writing this? I know that’s what you are all thinking.
Well, for one thing, they have TV on in the waiting areas. Dreadful, mind-numbing daytime “news” and discussion programmes full of idiots and misinformation. It’s like we are all being dumbed down by a central edict from Big Brother (or, in Rishi Sunak’s place Little Brother). Feed us enough daytime pap and we will soon become politically inactive, unable to spot sleaze and too stupid to think for ourselves.
Then, despite them having an anaesthetist in the room, they are unable to see me while I’m there. I am having to go back next week. Another car parking fee, another tortured 400 yard walk. And if I’m lucky it will, like this week, be spiced up by a parking fee machine that doesn’t work properly and an idiot who parked so close to me (despite me taking special care with my parking) that it was hard to get into my car when I left.
The nurse told me I was lucky as I was local, and that some people had to drive 40 miles to their appointments. She hasn’t grasped the fact that it’s the final 400 yards that are the problem.
Then we have the people, dressed like NHS Staff, who insist on looking at their mobiles as they walk down the corridors, several times almost colliding with me. It’s tempting to let them do it. I may be old and decrepit, but I’m pretty sure most of them would come off worse if we collided. There aren’t many advantages to weight, but inertia is one of them.
I searched for pictures of cars, but most of them were of Carsington.







