Another Pizza Tuesday

Another week and another pizza session.

Many of them merge into one and only a few stick in my memory. There was one last week where all the kids seemed really switched on, and knew the answers to the questions involving mummification and Christopher Columbus. Yes, it all relates to pizza…

Then there are others where the helpers decide to take their own session at the back of the class or where the teachers think they are still taking the class. The two sessions this Tuesday both had helpers who wanted to take their own sessions, but the first session also had a teacher who stepped in to contradict me. I can’t help wondering what would have happened if I’d visited her class and told them all she was wrong in mid-sentence.

For the record, if I’d been allowed to finish what I was saying she would have seen I was correct.

She’d already corrected me for using the term “groups of two” – it seems they are “pairs”. She then went on to answer for various children when I asked if they wanted more water for their dough. She said they didn’t, and though I did eventually manage to get extra water in most of them we still had some very hard, dry dough.


Some adventurous pizza shapes

We didn’t do the questions about mummification or Christopher Columbus, because it seemed like every time I asked a question I was told “We haven’t done that yet.” or she pursed her lips and shook her head.

I could go on…and on…

Now, I know from past experience, that if I had objected to any of this it would result in a complaint, it always does. I don’t get many complaints, but I am now at a stage when I can predict them. I’m also at a stage where I’m getting fed up with this sort of stuff, to the extent I’m seriously thinking of stopping.

So the question for today is, do any of you polite, tactful readers know of a way to handle this sort of situation? Are there any secret code words I can use to make myself part of the teaching fraternity? Or any special ways of saying “be quiet”?

I already start the lesson by telling people what we are going to do, that we are going to do it stage by stage at the pace of the slowest group (I’m a little more tactful than that) and that I will issue instructions for each phase, but it doesn’t seem to help.

All suggestions gratefully received (even from teachers!).


3 thoughts on “Another Pizza Tuesday

  1. clarepooley33

    My goodness! I would have been tempted to punch her on the nose! Why on earth was the class brought to you if the teacher refused to let you lead the class? This is what you will have to ask the class if this happens again – with an innocent smile on your face of course!

  2. derrickjknight

    ‘Would you like to take over this group of (number) pairs?’ might be the more polite. I would, however, more likely, give her a poser: ‘Rearrange the following words into a well-known phrase or saying: OFF EFF’. If I had the nerve, that is

    1. quercuscommunity

      I appreciate that you have woven both “pairs” and “tact” into the answer, but I’m not sure that this is going to keep me out of trouble. 😉 I ma having a good laugh though, which is something I need, so thanks for that.


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