Last night I started a counter-revolution. I deliberately went out to write a long poem and submitted a tanka prose with 289 words of prose. Can you believe it? What would be considered a short WP post may not be selected, I’m told, because of the allocation of space. For some reason 300 words is now a barrier. Isn’t life strange?
My Orange Parker Pen
An old man complains about trends in modern poetry and cuts it short at sixty words. What happened to the old man who used to complain at length about anything and everything? Beaten down by life. I’ve been reading about bad habits old people have. So I’m not going to bang on about it. It’s another example of modern life being shoddy and young know-it-alls giving us their worthless views whilst drinking chai lattes and scrolling their phone as the walk along the pavement inconveniencing all the other pedestrians.
However, I do have one good habit, although I may mention my knees and hands from time to time I generally don’t discuss my health too much. It is, to be fair, not that I have a good habit, just that I don’t think my internals are any business of strangers.
Refusing to embrace new things is another fault of old people. Failure to embrace new ways for fraudsters to get into your bank account? New ways for companies to make you do more of the work yourself (probably using an “app”) whilst charging more for doing less?
Poetry – creatively stacked but a touch light on stock
If the future was robot butlers and time machines I’d give it a go, but fraudsters and parasites? No thanks.
I mention robot butlers a lot. I should find something new, as repeating yourself is a sign of being boring and old. Having said that, I was boring when I was young, so it’s just a bad habit, rather than being age related.
If only I could call for Robo Lugg to bring me tea and dainty sandwiches. If not Lugg, who is your favourite fictional butler. I don’t think I’ve ever met a real butler. Come to think of it, Lugg isn’t a butler, he’s a gentleman’s gentleman. It’s close enough for my purposes.