Everything is done. The solicitor finally found a little urgency and did something quickly. I’m sure the whole thing could have been done weeks ago, but they draw it out to avoid the impression that they are charging a four figure sum for a day’s work. Yet when they come to the shop wanting valuations for probate they never offer to pay.
Once the bed is delivered on Thursday we will have to start staying there regularly to fulfill the needs of the house insurance policy, which I have just paid for.
Again, another chunk of money which is little more than a wager that nothing bad will happen in the next year. Rather like a similar arrangement with a bookmaker or the National Lottery, I find myself paying out in the knowledge that they are getting the best of the deal. If I suggested putting the money on Red at a roulette table, Julia would go mad, but pour it down the drain betting that your roof won’t be blown off (which has never (famous last words) happened in the last thirty five years) and she’s quite happy. When you look at the excess for accidental damage we really don’t have much that would cost more than £350 to replace, rendering the insurance superfluous. Break the big mirror, drop a camera, smash the TV, pour coffee into the computer – all things they say they cover – and once the £350 excess is taken into consideration you realise none of our stuff cost over £350.
Warning: Rant ahead . . .
Same with legal insurance. They tell you that to bring it into play you must have a 50% chance of success. Well, if you are going to let the insurance company decide that (and they will always select the route with least risk to their wallet) you may as well not bother. I wanted to use the legal expenses cover on my car insurance once, when a long-drawn out accident repair left me thousands out of pocket for car hire. First of all they told me that the other driver had been polite and cooperative so they didn’t want to upset him, then they told me he wasn’t insured for it and they only took action against people when they could get the money off an insurance company. So all those £29.99 payments I’d made each year came to nothing and I ended up out of pocket and feeling cheated by my insurance company. That, of course, is a feeling that has been repeated several times over the years.
Some companies, it seems, have devices on the phone lines to detect stress patterns in phone calls so they can accuse their customers of lying. It would be more to the point if they used lie detection techniques on their sales staff.
I had someone from the electrical retailer on the phone last night ringing about the microwave order. It turned out to be about selling me an insurance policy. I cut her short. Didn’t want to appear rude, I said, but I once had a policy with them when Number One Son went to University. We bought him a lap top and took out the insurance policy. He, of course, dropped it, broke the lid and damaged the mechanism for switching on and off. So we told him to go to Currys in Leeds and use the policy.
They refused to do anything and told us it was for Nottingham to sort out. We had to drive 70 miles, pick up the computer and bring it home. Two weeks later they told us they had fixed it, which involved nothing more than bodging the broken lid to make it turn on. It was still broken, still not functioning 100% but was, according to their version of the insurance policy, fixed.
That’s why I always hate dealing with them, and why I never take out an insurance policy these days. I also always take the opportunity to mention the word “liar” when turning down their offers of insurance,
It’s better if I go now, before I get into my stride and do another thousand words on insurance companies . . .
I thought it was time for Robins to make an appearance. It’s Christmas soon.














