
The Cod’s Scallops is a prize-winning local chain of fish & chip shops (and restaurants). We have been meaning to go to one for years, but with one thing and another, have only just got round to it.
I once read an article on The Cod’s Scallops and the attention to detail they needed to win. It was a matter of professional curiosity, as we were involved in the kitchen at the Ecocentre at that time. The inspectors do things like checking under appliances using a mirror on a stick. It would, I thought, be a good time to start applying some attention to the details of the way I live.
This is a new leaf I intend to turn over. We have hardly been out since lockdown, and only eaten out a handful of times. Now I am retiring I need to extend my horizons and interact with people – sitting at home turning into a vegetable is not an option. We also took a bag of books to the charity shop and when we returned home I started the process of tidying up my administrative affairs. I have lot of things I need to do and need to get on with them.
As an aside here – those of you who read Derrick Knight’s blog may know that he calls gherkins “wallies”. I always assumed it was some sort of regional term, as I had never heard it before. You can order a “wally” from the menu we used today, though at £1.70 (or £1.20 if you use the takeaway service) I decided not to bother. It would need to be the size of a cucumber to make me want to pay that amount for a pickle.
They also have a selection of other seafood available, and Julia is keen to try some on our next visit. So am I, but first we went for fish and chips just to see how the quality compares.
Now, back to the main subject. It’s clearly a very popular venue, because on our first attempt we could only find a cramped corner table. I’m not good in cramped conditions as I am built along generous lines and am not designed to fit in a small space.

So we had a drive round and returned later. In between we went to find a pizza restaurant we used to go to, but it has shut and it is now a Burger King. That was depressing, but at least it spurred us on to return to our original choice which, by 2pm, was almost empty.
We had the Special. However, the name may be over doing it a bit. It was very nice but featured a small piece of cod (very tasty, but clearly the price had been kept down by trimming the fish portion size), nice chips, adequate mushy peas tangy homemade tartare sauce and a mug of tea. It was good, but whether it achieved the level of being special is debatable, particularly as it had no bread and butter. I expect a fish special in a fish & chip restaurant to have bread and butter.
It cost £10. My ribs on Saturday night cost nearly twice as much. They featured a rack of ribs, lots of chemical sauce, moderate chips, OK coleslaw and a half boiled corn cob. In terms of health, freshness and quality the Special wins hands down. Size, the ribs win. But you can’t argue with the value. Two of us ate for the price of one person on Saturday, and though I didn’t exactly feel full at the end of it, I did feel it was good value. Anyway, I eat too much and they say it’s good to feel a little hungry at the end of a meal. I suppose it’s about time that, as a pensioner, I should start picking at my food instead of enjoying a big plateful.
This is my first food review in a while, so I’m feeling rusty, but it’s a start and I will gradually get better. One of the things I must do is start taking notes. I think the special is actually called the Daytime Special but I forgot, and when I looked it up online I couldn’t find it listed.
Something else I’ve noticed is that both Harvester and The Cod’s Scallops, though having their menus online, aren’t so keen on putting their prices online. This is a bit irritating when trying to check facts, though I suppose it does save a lot of work every time prices change.
There are signs that the attention to detail isn’t what it used to be. They have, for instance, model sailboats on the tables with numbers painted on the sails. When Julia (who did the photos today) wanted to picture one she used one off the table next to us, as ours was covered in food debris and had a splash of ketchup on the sail. It makes you wonder what the rest cleaning regime is like. We had much the same thing when we had the tea room on the farm and the tables were invaded by pot plants. The words “form over function” are currently circling in my thoughts like a dream sequence from a film.

Talking of ketchup, where their tartare sauce is tangy and top notch (unlike some of the homemade tartar sauces I have had in other restaurants), the own brand tomato sauce was a bit bland. It had a nice tomato taste, but lacked the tang of something acidic.
If I’m being picky, there are a few other things that could be attended to. The chairs look like the seats could do with a sand and revarnish, and the toilet wasn’t quite as clean as the rest of the place. There is also just the one toilet for “Buoys” and “Gulls”, the disabled (yes, that’s me) and baby changing. I imagine that you could get a bit of a queue at times when it is busy. As a man who can find himself needing the toilet urgently at times, I’m not sure I’m keen on this. It could be tricky.
All in all, it’s a pleasant place to eat (this was the one on Wilford Lane, by the way – they have several branches round Nottingham). Food was good and value was good. However, we’ve been to a lot of fish and chip restaurants around the country and may of them are equally as good. The main difference between them and The Cod’s Scallops would seem to be the seafood selection and the number of awards that they have accumulated. However, winning awards is a different skill to cooking, and it pays not to get them confused.
