I do have an excuse for missing yesterday’s post, I was at a wedding. This seemingly uncomplicated statement , when unravelled, turns into a more complicated tale. It involved leaving the house by 9.00, which should have been quite simple, but by the time I had persuaded my joints to move, got my trousers on etc, we were close to that. Then one of us, and I am not one to utter public criticism of anyone, had to sort the contents of her handbag, as she does. I mention no names . . .
Then, I noticed the satnav was forecasting a journey time of nearly three hours, where my original estimate had been a little over two. Suddenly my plan of two hours plus an hour for all eventualities started to look a bit thin. This was particularly noticeable, as the estimated time of arrival showed a tendency to become a minute of two later every time I checked. I stopped checking, but that didn’t stop the advance of time.
Progress was impeded by a number of slow lorries and by intermittent rain. It was further made to seem slower by the flat and not particularly pleasant countryside. Don’t get me wrong, I used to live in the Fens and can appreciate a piece of scenery that stays flat all the way to eternity, particularly when dotted with the occasional tree and derelict building, but there’s something about the Norfolk side of Peterborough that has always failed to thrill me.
Then we got onto the network of small roads in Norfolk. Reasonably picturesque, but bereft of place where public toilets are to be found. That led to to a tricky few miles, particularly with the clock ticking on. Eventually we arrived with about ten minutes to spare, and parked in the staff car park, despite the notice about it not being for visitors. There was an “accessible” (the new term for disabled spaces) space and we decided that a man with two sticks (I had bought new sticks for the wedding) should be able to park there anyway. So we did. You could tell it was “accessible” because it had a sign saying so and so yellow lines. Apart from that, it was an odd shape, in a tricky corner and not particularly easy to use. It was, however, conveniently situated by the back door of the Registry Office and we arrived in time.
The journey back was quicker, though the traffic was heavier and the weather took a turn for the worse towards the end of the journey. When we were about ten minutes from home someone decided to pull out in front of us. An emergency stop in the rain seems a good place to stop the account of the day.
More will follow.




I have found padding in extra time to get somewhere comes in handy.
It is a good practice and has saved me a lot of trouble in the past.
I have a friend who always leaves plenty of ‘bungle time’ on a trip. Mrs T fights my inclination to be an hour early for everything.
It’s a tricky balance. I like to leave time for unexpected things, but an hour may be too much, depending on what else there is to do. I do like the expression “bungle time”.
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Phew, a happy ending to the story! Did you see a white rabbit running about with a pocket watch?
I caught a glance of it lurking behind the hamster wheek!
Sneaky little fellow!
Sneaking is the word for it. One day you have a nice placid life and suddenly you have to be sociable to people and watch cartoons about dragons whilst making vaguely comforting cooing sounds. I like the dragons, the rest is a bit of an effort.
I regularly hold everyone up by realising I have the wrong bag with me or I can’t find my car keys even though I am sure I put them in my bag. Richard usually holds us up by a last minute dash to the toilet and our daughter Elinor only has one speed and will not be hurried up. I am glad you got there on time 🙂
Men need to use the toilet because they have waited so long for their wife to sort her bag out . . .
haha!! You’re probably right. 😀
🙂
All those perfect excuses wasted because, miraculously, you got there on time
Yes, disaster brings out the best in anecdotes, but efficiency makes for an easier family atmosphere.