Julia has a sixth sense for when I’m enjoying myself.
I left her asleep, and breathing rhythmically (as in pigs grunt, men snore, ladies breathe rhythmically), and crept quietly downstairs for some quiet time with WordPress. Next thing I know, she’s up and zipping everywhere in high energy mode whilst asking what I’m making for breakfast. I had said I’d make breakfast last night, but I was thinking it would be a while. I don’t know how people manage to move from asleep to manic in such a short time. I woke up an hour ago and I’m only just making the transition from lethargic to sluggish. At this rate ‘awake’ will cut in around lunchtime and snooze around 3pm. That’s my sort of day.
And, as I say, sensing that I’m just starting to relax with my keyboard, she is here, buzzing with energy and deflecting me from my plans.
We had a Chinese takeaway last night. It was our first since March. It might actually have been out first since 2019, as we haven’t been having much Chinese. I’d been looking forward to it for a good three months. It was a complete disappointment. Too salty, badly presented and surrounded by guilt. The guilt is mine, as I should be economising and not eating such rubbish. The saltiness and poor presentation is down to the restaurant. It’s good news for my health and diet that I won’t be having another one in the near future (apart from lunchtime, when the leftovers come into play). Strange how you can look forward to something so much and then find it is so disappointing. There is nothing good I can say about the experience, apart from the fact it was first class aversion therapy. In terms of diet and spending, the lockdown has been good for me.
Julia is now making breakfast, as I’m too slow. I’d better go now, and at least make some attempt at being a half-useful husband…
I have been asked to point out that this is a work of fiction and that none of it, apart from the Chinese meal, represents, an accurate version of the truth. And even if it did, I have no room to talk as I was snoring so badly last night that she had to wake me up so that she could hear the TV. I know that bit is true, because I was snoring so loud I even woke myself up at one time.
Do you remember the days when TV was so exciting that it was impossible to fall asleep?
I think that you are romanticizing the good old days of TV. I think that it was just that we didn’t know how bad a lot of it was.
I must admit I’ve been watching adverts for “classic TV” and thinking what a load of rubbish it was.
One of the things that strikes me about TV plays that I enjoyed when I was younger is how slow they often seem now. Pace is the driving force on modern TV shows.
Got to get it over to fit the adverts in!
I’ve forgotten what eating out was like. 🙂
We went a couple of times between lockdowns because family asked us. It was good, but felt wrong. I suppose we will eventually start again but at the moment I even think twice before shopping amnd if I can avoid it I don’t go.
There many sides to ‘fiction’ I’m guessing the second version was a… ‘to protect the innocent’ version. As to your question at the end ‘The Sweeney’ springs to mind 😂
Yes, and I am that innocent needing to protect himself. 🙂
How disappointing to learn that it is fiction. Mind you, I wish we could lend you our Mr Chan.
Julia used the word “fiction”. I stand by my words ;-).