It’s looking more and more like I’m going to have to write a biographical note for some of my submissions. The next question is, what should I say.
“Simon Wilson doesn’t like writing biographical notes and thinks it’s none of your business.” is probably not going to win many friends.
Does anyone have any suggestions about what makes a good biographical note? I have several other variations in mind, though they are all variations on a theme.
I’m also trying to work in a reference to the bun being on the top shelf (it’s a high bun) or a line of people on a mountaintop (a high queue) but I’m struggling to make it look seamless.
Then of course there is the picture. Do I take a picture of me as I am now, with the look of a rough sleeper, or do I shave my head and trim my beard and risk looking like the simple cousin of Ming the Merciless?
I don’t even know why they want them, as several magazines point out – these things take space where they could be printing poetry.
Added to that, I’ve done nothing interesting, don’t have Β a degree or an interesting job and don’t believe a list of previous publications is relevant to my next poem.
All in all it’s not an easy question.
I would desist from any reference to the top shelf if I were you
Good point. I hadn’t thought that one through. π It’s an anagram of fleshpot, I see.
Nice reply, π
I do my best… π
Maybe you should just get a little silly and creative. Find your quirks and sense of humour, keep it brief but a pleasure to read. Don’t look for big achievements, but rather draw attention to the little things that make you who you are. Just my two cents. Hope it helps.
It is the sort of thing that I favour. I read one recently where the writer wanted to change the world through poetry. I’m happy just to pass an afternoon with silly puns. π
Oh, a poet saying they want to change the world through poetry would be a big turn off for me. I’m all for changing the world, but to my mind, poetry is a weak way to go about it. It just sounds like a way to promote oneself and gain an audience, not for quality of work, but merely by trying to appear pious. Better to not take oneself too seriously and show a sense of humour than to come across as pretentious.
My thoughts exactly!
Take a look at the bios of other poets in publications that are asking you for a bio. Just for a template, of course. This will give you some ideas about what to do for your own bio.
Good point, though they all seem to have done things. I have just wasted 62 years…
You could say how you’ve wasted 62 years being mediocre, but are a legendary scone eater, so that’s got to count for something.
π Not to say that I think you are mediocre, but if you think so, then have a little fun with it.
π I’d love to be mediocre, I feel even that may be beyond my grasp. However, my capacity to shift scones does take some beating and , as you say, I should build on my strengths…
That’s the spirit! Write like that and you’ll get some laughs and come across endearing to your readers.
I will give it a go later. Thank you. That was an interesting book synopsis you have on your site, but I wasn’t able to leave a comment. It seems to have everything it needs, though I’m more of a Golden Age Crime reader, so may not be a reliable source of comments..
Everything it needs except for a diligent writer. My manuscript has been waiting around for months for me to finish my final review so I can begin the submission process! And let’s not forget the two other planned books needed to complete the trilogy! π π€ͺ
Well, you won’t get it done hanging rounfd with me. I’m a notorious procrastinator. π
Nonsense! Your fine writing indicates those years weren’t wasted at all. Often times, creatives live in quirky, nontraditional ways. That is what you have done, and I have, too. What matters is your love of words and poetry.
π Always so positive!
No. Realistic. Talent runs along many channels.
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I think Tootlepedal may be on to something there. You could include a well thought out limerick about yourself, too. π
Yes, an autobiographical limerick, it could work…
Ask Julia to write it.
I feel that could be asking for trouble.
Tell them about that night out for a curry with Brian Clough.
Good thinking…
Ok Iβve been sitting here for five minutes and all Iβve got is world renowned scone eater and lives with his incredibly patient wife
That does sum me up, but I’m not sure I want to let people know about my incredibly patient wife. She’s already got too much moral high ground. π
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