Seventeen – Test Cricket, paint drying, beard growing. Rank them in order of thrill.
Eighteen – would spreading a baseball game over five days improve it?
Nineteen – World Series. USA and Canada. Really?
Twenty – that bus was close.
Twenty One – I hate this junction.
Twenty Two – oh look, the rugby club.
Twenty Three – we had some good times there.
Twenty Four – I wonder if I will ever have grandchildren?
Twenty Five – I wonder if they will play rugby?
Twenty Six – where does all this traffic come from?
Twenty Seven – why did he just do that?
Twenty Eight – how many people realise D H Lawrence’s parents got married there? You’d have thought they married in Eastwood. How many people have heard of D H Lawrence these days?
Twenty Nine – will there ever be a TV quiz question on Nottingham’s links to the von Richthofen family? I could answer that.
Thirty – I wonder what Kylie Minogue is doing these days.
Thirty One – why did I buy a house so near so many schools?
Thirty two – why do parents park dangerously when dropping kids at school? If you want them run over why not just make them walk and save yourself a job every morning?
Thirty three – I wonder if any of these parents have ever had the school ring them to tell them they just dropped their kid off on a training day?
Thirty four – if I am going to blog my thoughts, should I leave that one out because it makes me look like a bad parent?
Thirty five – nearly there now.
Thirty six – why do women say “What are you planning on doing today?” when they really mean “I have a list of jobs for you.”?
Thirty seven – I wonder if I’ll get away with blogging this garbage? Maybe I should re-write it with deeper thoughts.
Thirty eight – I’ll put “stream of consciousness” in the Tags. That should do it.