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Back to Work – Day 1 – Nightmare

I don’t understand why we had to shut the shop for  week. We could have kept it open with just two of us working. We’ve done that before and it works OK. If we had, we wouldn’t have come back to a pile of emails and a stack of sales. But that’s what happens when you work for someone else. When I was self-employed I could make my own decisions, but the hours were longer and the pay was more erratic. It’s swings and roundabouts.

Though we had a note on the site telling people that we were away for a week (it’s an eBay thing and the message is clear to see) we had several cases of people writing then writing again – “didn’t you get my last message?” was a common refrain from people who are clearly not able to see the prominently displayed holiday message.

Heavily stamped envelope

One man, a German, wrote us half a dozen messages, including one where he complained that he couldn’t understand our replies and that we should write to him in German. The messages he couldn’t understand were the automatic replies set by eBay, telling him we were on holiday. I was very polite, and pointed out that every one of my replies had included a German translation and that if he needed one he could get a translation from Google. I was tempted to mention that I’d appreciate an English translation when he was writing, but didn’t. Strange though, that he should be so keen on me doing something that he won’t do. Generally a translation is little effort, but when you have so much mail to get through, each extra keystroke seems like a mammoth task.

One of them has even gone as far as to give us negative feedback because we didn’t reply within a week.  He is returning an item from America, has used the cheapest (least secure) method of postage and, just days after posting it has accused us of ignoring him and trying to rip him off by not telling him the item has been returned. I have news for him – international post is not that fast. As an additional problem he has returned it by ordinary post as he felt the appropriate secure postage rate was too expensive. I look forward to future developments on that when it disappears in transit.

Heavily stamped envelope

Irish Customs are back to normal – they received a parcel in Dublin and decided to send it back as it didn’t have the correct documentation. It did have the correct documentation, it’s just that Irish Customs interpret the regulations differently to us, and differently to the rest of Europe. Nobody knows why and nobody will explain. They say it is due to insufficient information on the customs label, but we fill in every box on the form and most of the parcels are allowed through. I think that they just select some at random and send them back.

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Meanwhile, after answering all the emails, and all the phone calls, and attending to all the customers who found it necessary to call in on our first day back, we still had a mountain of stuff to send off. That, I’m afraid, proved to be too much for us and we still have nearly half of it to do. It’s annoying, as we pride ourselves on our level of service, but some things are just not possible.

On a lighter note – my new glasses arrived and they seem OK. And we had chips for tea. We both had gruelling first days back and neither of us felt like cooking.

Holidays, are they really worth it?

More Stampish Inspiration

A New Policy

I’m starting a new policy from today. I may not do it for all posts, but I’m imposing a thirty minute limit on writing a post for most of them, and this may include adding tags and photos. On the best of days tags and photos seem to take ten minutes so it may involve just writing for 20 minutes.

Photos for today are Julia posing in the front garden with a word. The word is “WE”. I’m not sure what the message will eventually spell, but this is Julia’s part of it. I would have liked to have drawn the word “EVIL” and stood next to her. My design would have to include a small stripy insect so that it could serve as a warning to gardeners about the evils of weevils. I know I keep saying this, but if I ever get round to writing that series of crime fiction I keep muttering about, I think I’ve found the title for the book that features gardeners.

As we did the photographs we also watched the neighbours from the corners of our eyes – they were holding some sort of three way conversation – two in the gardens and one on the footpath. They weren’t quite, to my eye, six feet apart, but young people are so careless.

For their part, they looked out of the corners of their eyes at the two elderly eccentrics taking pictures of a piece of paper in the front garden.

If WP continue down the slippery slope of the New Editor it may be that I only write twenty words per post, the rest of the time being devoted to struggling with technology and swearing at the computer.

Nothing much has happened apart from that. On the other hand, it’s only just coming up to 4pm. There is time yet.

I spoke to my sister by telephone this morning because we are are not technological enough to Skype or Zoom or any of that stuff. Ideally I would write, using a fountain pen and sitting at a desk in my study, but I’m too lazy to do it regularly and end up having to wash the pen before use. By the time I’ve done that I normally either forget about it or send an email instead.

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Part of a lockdown message project

The letters in Julia’s photos may ring a few bells. The “W” is designed to look like a water melon and the “E” is an elephant.

The alarm just went. Four hundred words in twenty minutes. They didn’t take much thought or research so it wasn’t too hard. Time to add tags and photos.

P.S. – the shop owner rang today. We will be having a meeting on Friday to discuss the resumption of eBay work in the shop. We may hold the meeting in the open air to avoid breaking too many guidelines. However, we won’t be open to the public for a while yet.

Photos and tags didn’t take too long, so it’s all done and dusted in 30 minutes. I wonder if that will ever happen again…

P.P.S. – my contributor’s copy of Medal News arrived today with a cheque. I’m beginning to like this writing business.