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6.44 & All That

I had to do some writing late last night as I had to get up early. Counter intuitive? Yes, I agree.

In the old days I would just have wound up my alarm clock and gone to bed. Later, I would have set my electric clock and my alarm clock – living in the country there were often disruptions to the supply I learned you couldn’t trust the electric one. I then went back to traditional alarms and then to a small battery operated alarm clock that allowed me to “snooze”. This was a Bad Thing, as Sellar & Yeatman would say.

These days, of course, I use my phone. I am a modern man and can set an alarm on a telephone. I’m not that modern that it feels natural, but I manage. Anyway, I wrote a bit. The reason I did that was because my telephone battery had run down and I needed to charge it enough to make sure I had confidence it would last.

I selected 7.00 as the time to get up, took pain killers and went to sleep. At 6.44 I woke, annoyingly early, and was able, because of the aforementioned pills, to get a decent start.

I had to be at the surgery for 8.00 as I am once again in the hands of the medical profession. I will give no details as they do not show me in a good light. Basically, I have been self-medicating for the last two months and have finally had to admit I am not improving. Enter the Practice Nurse. That is the nurse who works at the GP Practice, not one that is trying to improve.

I thought I’d better point that out in case Donald Trump decided to send a medical ship to help.

Anyway, it all went well and it looks like I may be cured of my physical ailments in the next couple of months. The stupidity which led to me avoiding the doctor may take longer to cure, according to Julia, who is not very happy with me.

Wild flowers

Anyway, back to the point. To avoid disturbing Julia I used the torch on my phone to sneak into bed. While I was doing that I became fascinated by the torch. I mean, how great is it to have a torch that bright attached to your phone? It’s a tiny bulb too. I was so fascinated by it that I looked directly at it, dazzled myself, tripped and fell on the bed. This woke Julia up, which was both good and bad. Bad because she was a little irritated by being woken suddenly,  but good as it allowed me to tell her about how great my torch was. And because I didn’t fall on the floor.

With hindsight I may have been better just apologising and staying quiet.

The pictures are a bud vase Julia made from Zebra wood, with silk flowers in it, and the same bud vase without silk flowers in it. Also a random photo of summer flowers.

Neither the self-medication nor the waking a Julia were the worse things I did yesterday, I also sent of a set of poems to an editor by mistake, having already sent them to someone else. Editors hate that. I have written to withdraw them and apologise but so far have not heard back.

I also had a poem accepted this morning, but that’s a small bright spot in all the doom and displeasure I am accumulating around me.

 

 

Adventures in Blunderland

 

Green Woodpecker

I just spent a day ordering furniture online, then cancelling it again.The first was a two-seater settee and armchair.  I had wanted an ottoman to put with the settee to act as a footstool. It was going to be a nice matching set. Unfortunately, although you can order the chair and settee for delivery on a specified day, the ottoman comes with a note “Delivered on X, or earlier.” This is clearly no good if you aren’t actually living in the new place. It’s not, to be honest, much good if you are living in it either, as it’s a bit vague and is effectively putting you under house arrest.

Even the two pieces that I did order come with a very vague delivery window – from 07.00 to 18.00 on the specified day. We will have to set off from Nottingham around 5 am to get to Peterborough on time. I expect we will then spend all day waiting.

Grantham Gingerbread

However, it’s an academic point, as the online order form filled in the delivery address for me, using my billing address, and I had ordered delivery to the wrong address before I realised. You can’t change the delivery address after ordering in case of fraud. So I had to cancel it. What a palaver! Anyway, it’s done now.

Unfortunately, I was so flustered when I ordered a new microwave and freezer that I didn’t notice the autofill option had put my current postcode on the end of my new address. Nor did I realise, after specifying a certain day, that they were having trouble with their system and may not be able to deliver on that day. They only tell you that after you pay. Same again – couldn’t alter the details even though it was a small point, so had to go through the rigmarole of cancellation. The difference between the two companies is that I will have a refund in 3-5 days for the furniture, whereas the refund on the electrical good is likely to be two weeks. Two weeks of them using my money – not a bad racket. However, where I reordered the furniture immediately, I will be waiting until I get the refund for the electrical goods, and may reorder them from another company. It will be good if I can reflect my view of their service by voting with my wallet.

Gingerbread Men

Did I say I reordered the furniture? Well, after doing that I noticed that the confirmation shows delivery as being a different day to the one I specified. Worse than that, it’s a day when we are doing something and can’t be in Peterborough. It seems the actual day will be the one I requested, though they didn’t seem overly concerned they were showing two different dates.

It may seem like we are buying a lot of new stuff, but the old furniture was second hand when we got it twenty tears ago and needs recovering, which will probably cost as much as buying new. I will recycle it. The old freezer is shabby, broken and inefficient, so we could soldier on, but I decided enough was enough. The microwave broke a few years ago – we have been waiting to move before buying another. They new one will be a combination oven with air fryer so it will be more efficient and more healthy. It’s not that we’ve suddenly become big consumers, just an admission we have spent the last few years living frugally, and in some cases, inconveniently.

New scone recipe with home made microwave blackberry jam

Pictures from November 2016. many of those books have now gone. The biscuits have all gone.

How to Pack a Parcel

I had a crash course in shop work today. Ebay shoppers had a sudden urge to bid last night and we ended up with fourteen parcels to pack, including several with multiple items and two going overseas. This job can be quite exciting at times.

I’ve not quite got the hang of it  yet, because the ebay site has changed a bit since I last used it, and not necessarily for the better. However, I’m sure I’ll get used to it.

The stages of packing a parcel are –

Check ebay notification

Find item (stock control will, I hope, improve when we move shops)

Select correct envelope

Insert item into envelope (which may require wrestling and ingenuity)

Add compliments slip

See if it goes through the slots in the card we have – Large Letter or Small Letter

Weigh

Select appropriate postage rate for size, weight and country

Write postage on envelope

Put appropriate sticker on – Signed for, Special delivery etc

Stick stamps on

Seal

Write address

Write return address

Air Mail sticker (if necessary)

Customs Declaration (if necessary)

Simple enough, you would think, but I managed to cock it up several times. There are a number of ways to get it wrong if you are new to the job, talking at the same time and thinking of that delicious salad your wife is making you have for lunch. And that’s before you drop the pen, stick a stamp on upside down, lose the stickers…

All in all, an interesting day, for me. I’m not sure it makes riveting reading though, as I seem to have failed to capture the drama and romance of putting coins and banknotes into padded envelopes.

Tomorrow it might be a medallion. Who knows? Life can get pretty crazy at the cutting edge of retail.

The coin in the picture is from the reign of Elizabeth I (1533 – 1603). It was actually one of the detector finds from the farm, but I thought a coin picture would look good seeing as I work in a coin shop.