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Modern Problems Future Predictions

Sorry everyone, it seems to have been eleven days since my last post. I managed to get all my submissions done before panic set in (though to be fair it was a very easy month) and have spent several days relaxing and feeling good about being able to organise myself. It won’t last, as this coming month is the complete opposite. Last month I had six easy submissions to do.  Two were for anthologies and one of them guarantees to include a submission from every member. The other guarantees to take one if you send five, so I send three, just to preserve an element of jeopardy. . Next month the target is twelve.  I really need to get a move on as a couple have to be done by mid-month and several are quite challenging.

I’ve had two or three acceptances since I last wrote. To balance that, I had two sets of results from poetry competitions where my entries sank without trace. It’s what normally happens, so it wasn’t a surprise. I have, of course, looked at the winning entries to see what they have, or what I lack, and, as usual, can’t come to any firm conclusions.

For one of them, I think I might be a bit too modern for the judge, when I look  at the winning entries. As I’m considered old-fashioned by a number of editors this came as a bit of a surprise. With the other one I couldn’t see anything wrong,. In that case, I suspect my words just didn’t grab the judges. That’s how it goes. One day I will write a poem that resonates with a judge and may get lucky.

The car is booked in for servicing and repair. It’s a lot less convenient than my previous arrangement, where the garage was a hundred yards from the shop, but that’s what happens when you move. The nurse at the GP surgery failed to find blood yesterday and there was nobody else on duty so I am going back tomorrow. And the washing machine has broken down. It’s 19 years old so I can’t complain, but having only just got on top of the light bulb replacement (they all seemed to blow/start flickering within a week or two) I could have done with a few weeks of nothing failing.

We have, I think, five different sorts of bulb/tube in use, plus at least three different for the lamps. I needed three different tubes and ended up having to buy two of them via Amazon – one is still in transit. Now we know they fit, I will be buying spares.

It seemed much simpler at the last house, but when I run through the bulbs we still used three sorts, with three more in lamps. I think it seemed simpler because we had spares for all of them  and knew where to get them from. A new town makes things more complicated.

I wonder if, in years to come, a research student will look up from his electronic reader in his environmentally controlled study cubicle (with built in whale music), drink a nutritionally balanced sip of plant-based smoothie and Google “light bulb” . . .

The language, to him, will be like reading the Canterbury Tales, and the things I mention will all be exhibits in museums. As he sits round with his contemporaries, indulging in mutual grooming and complaining about the bonobos down the street, I wonder what they will say about their hairless ape ancestors who ran the planet into the ground and are still rumoured to live in underground bunkers in remote mountain ranges.

Pictures are some recent ones from Julia. She’s going through an artistic phase. Sort of van Gogh meets Warhol.

Adventures in Blunderland

 

Green Woodpecker

I just spent a day ordering furniture online, then cancelling it again.The first was a two-seater settee and armchair.  I had wanted an ottoman to put with the settee to act as a footstool. It was going to be a nice matching set. Unfortunately, although you can order the chair and settee for delivery on a specified day, the ottoman comes with a note “Delivered on X, or earlier.” This is clearly no good if you aren’t actually living in the new place. It’s not, to be honest, much good if you are living in it either, as it’s a bit vague and is effectively putting you under house arrest.

Even the two pieces that I did order come with a very vague delivery window – from 07.00 to 18.00 on the specified day. We will have to set off from Nottingham around 5 am to get to Peterborough on time. I expect we will then spend all day waiting.

Grantham Gingerbread

However, it’s an academic point, as the online order form filled in the delivery address for me, using my billing address, and I had ordered delivery to the wrong address before I realised. You can’t change the delivery address after ordering in case of fraud. So I had to cancel it. What a palaver! Anyway, it’s done now.

Unfortunately, I was so flustered when I ordered a new microwave and freezer that I didn’t notice the autofill option had put my current postcode on the end of my new address. Nor did I realise, after specifying a certain day, that they were having trouble with their system and may not be able to deliver on that day. They only tell you that after you pay. Same again – couldn’t alter the details even though it was a small point, so had to go through the rigmarole of cancellation. The difference between the two companies is that I will have a refund in 3-5 days for the furniture, whereas the refund on the electrical good is likely to be two weeks. Two weeks of them using my money – not a bad racket. However, where I reordered the furniture immediately, I will be waiting until I get the refund for the electrical goods, and may reorder them from another company. It will be good if I can reflect my view of their service by voting with my wallet.

Gingerbread Men

Did I say I reordered the furniture? Well, after doing that I noticed that the confirmation shows delivery as being a different day to the one I specified. Worse than that, it’s a day when we are doing something and can’t be in Peterborough. It seems the actual day will be the one I requested, though they didn’t seem overly concerned they were showing two different dates.

It may seem like we are buying a lot of new stuff, but the old furniture was second hand when we got it twenty tears ago and needs recovering, which will probably cost as much as buying new. I will recycle it. The old freezer is shabby, broken and inefficient, so we could soldier on, but I decided enough was enough. The microwave broke a few years ago – we have been waiting to move before buying another. They new one will be a combination oven with air fryer so it will be more efficient and more healthy. It’s not that we’ve suddenly become big consumers, just an admission we have spent the last few years living frugally, and in some cases, inconveniently.

New scone recipe with home made microwave blackberry jam

Pictures from November 2016. many of those books have now gone. The biscuits have all gone.