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Good Intentions, a Silver Cigarette Case and some Carrot Trivia

That knocking sound you can hear is one more nail in the coffin of my good intentions. I’m not sure how long it’s been since my last post, but it’s a lot longer than I meant it to be.

In that time I have written the story of Lieutenant Ken Revis MBE, the bomb disposal officer who was blinded when a group of mines went off when he was “delousing” the piers at Brighton. It’s pretty much the same story that I published here a few years ago, but I have some extra information.

It seems that the silver cigarette case I have, was not given by Lt Revis to his Sergeant, it was given by the people of Patcham. They gave a cigarette case to Sgt Woodrow and a silver cup to Revis, all the others were given silver identity discs. I suspect the gifts were dictated by what they could find locally to re-use. The book “Blinding Flash”, which I bought recently, gives the details.

The bomb fell close to a house and though it only went about twelve feet down, took four days to dig out and make safe. The aircraft that appears to have dropped it (and I confess I haven’t yet tied this up 100%) was shot down, killing all the crew. There don’t appear to have been any other planes shot down at the same time, ut as I say, I haven’t yet tied it up 100%. I may never do. But t5hen, until last week I didn’t know someone had written a biography of Lt Revis.

The men were given their gifts when they attended Patcham Church the weekend after they defused the bomb.

I’ve also done a piece on carrots in wartime. That was a nicer one to do – nobody died and nobody was injured. One or two may have turned orange, but that’s a risk you take with vegetables.  Did you know there was a plot to feed oestrogen to Hitler by injecting his carrots. No, that’s not a euphemism, the Office of Strategic Services (an American organisation that later became the CIA) developed a plan to bribe Hitler’s gardener to inject oestrogen into carrots. The plan was that he would either become a gentler person and stop the war, or that he would grow man boobs and his moustache would fall out, thus making the German people lose respect for him. It does not appear to have worked, tough when you look at the state of Herman Göring in later photos you have to wonder if he was the one nibbling the carrots.

They had a similar plan later for contaminating Castro’s boots with thallium, which would, they hoped, make his beard fall out and make him less capable of leading Cuba.

And no, carrots don’t help you see in the dark unless you are deficient in Vitamin A.

10 Bad Things to Buy on Ebay

I covered this briefly a few days ago, when suggesting Ebay was a bad place to buy a diamond. John Knifton followed up by suggesting it was also a bad place to buy a horse. That immediately took over as Number One on the list. Diamonds, for the moment, are Number Nine on the list. I’m going to put “Things with blurred photos” at Number Ten. I haven’t been on Ebay for a while and the standard of photography seems to have gone down so that many slapdash postings seem to be accompanied by pitifully blurred photographs.

I’ve just bought something with a blurred photograph. I can’t escape the idea that the blur was deliberate.

Here’s an initial plan – let me know if you have any ideas that should be Top Ten.

Horses. Always a tricky thing to buy at the best of time, but with the added problems of internet anonymity and sloppy standards this could be a real problem. Blurred pictures of teeth are a further complication. Anyway, have you really got a big enough garden?

Bomb making manuals. Buying one of these could see you booked into prison for a spot of waterboarding. This sounds like it fits in nicely with surfboarding and snowboarding but don’t be fooled. It doesn’t, despite all you may have heard about prisons getting soft, and it can really make for a bad holiday.

Large amounts of chemical fertiliser. Unless you are a farmer. See above.

So:

  1. Horses
  2. Bomb-making manuals
  3. Chemical fertiliser (large amounts)
  4. TBA
  5. TBA
  6. TBA
  7. TBA
  8. TBA
  9. Diamonds
  10. Things with blurred photographs

 

That leaves five slots, and if your suggestions are good enough they could easily displace some of the others.

What are your nominations, or horror stories?