It’s a very pleasant day today. The sun is shining, birds are feeding and the house is quiet. At a time like this I should be able to write tremendous things.
However, there’s always a worm in the apple and, as usual, I am failing to capitalise on my good fortune. I’m worrying about all sorts of things. They are all minor and they will all be resolved in time, but they seem to take the edge off things. On top of that, I don’t really have a plan, just a huge disorganised pile of things in my head with an imaginary notice that says “To Do”. It’s not much help.
Then, of course, there is the feeling that I should just sit down and sort myself out. I’m in the same position as the hypothetical coach who offers his team the advice “score more goals” from the sidelines. It’s right, I do need (metaphorically speaking) score more goals, but I actually need help with the nuts and bolts rather than the grand picture.
You can’t just shout “score more tries” from the sidelines (note I’m reverting to rugby as it is a more comfortable place for me than football. It’s about the 101 ways a team does all the small things better – I once read an interesting piece about the effects of simply trying to gain a yard in every tackle, not just stopping the opposition but gaining a little ground each time.
There are around 700 tackles in the average Rugby League match. Assuming even distribution that means one team, if it can make an extra yard per tackle , can gain 350 yards per match. That’s 3.5 lengths of the pitch, giving you more chances to score, and keeping the opposition further out.
Same goes for Rugby Union. They make around 170 tackles per team per match, which is still nearly two pitch lengths, and it’s still an advantage worth having. They do, of course, have other areas of the game missing from Rugby League, where they can employ similar small improvements.
So, my new list, which I am going to start working on as soon as I post this, will be about the nuts and bolts of writing. Picking the high value targets and cutting out distractions (like computer games and losing my notes).
However, by the time I have posted this, Julia will be home from her stint in the tearoom, and I will be distracted by making her lunch. Some things just can’t be avoided. Happy wife, happy life.
By a great feat of organisation (I sometimes get it right) I have found the picture I need to match the title. The rest of the pictures are others from Arnot Hill Park which don’t show worms in apples.
Note that the worm/apple, being an older sculpture, is treated with preservative. The newer ones are left to decay naturally. This old man/tree spirit sculpture shown below no longer exists, nature having taken its course.








Sit down and watch tries this afternoon
Looks like two one-sided matches. Plenty of tries, as you saud, and the right teams scoring them. 🙂
The first half of the England game definitely belonged to Ireland
The headlines indicated that – but it wouldn’t be England without the capacity to make you bite your lip and worry about the outcome. 🙂
Don’t be so hard on yourself. I know writing a poem is a worthwhile exercise but go outside and sit in the sun and feel peaceful and content. I do that all the time until 5.00 pm. I don’t pour myself a whisky before that time.
Yes, I should adopt your plan. No point being retired if I’m not going to enjoy myself. 🙂
Never mind, I am sure that an impending deadline will get you back to working again.
Arnot Hill Park looks like a good place to spend some time.
I will miss it when we move. Yes, deadlines, fear and cups of tea – my fuel.
The writer’s lament? That worm in the apple is certainly eye-catching.
😉 I believe that some proper writers have a writing computer that doesn’t have internet access so they can’t look at emails, browse or check the news. I have thought of it myself, but I’m not that organised.
One can always unplug the Ethernet cable or turn the WiFi Off. 🙂 I am looking forward to more of your poetry, Simon!
I like that worm in the apple sculpture, too. Nothing like eating an apple down that far and finding the resident worm waving back. 🙂 That old man in the tree sculpture was a good one, too.
I can also just turn the wi-fi on again. I need more willpower or a new computer. 🙂