This is, I suppose, the sort of day that differentiates a blogger from a diarist. A diarist would examine the ins and outs of the election results, give a few opinions and generally squirrel away a bit of archival material for future generations. A blogger would merely write about potatoes and similar trivia.
A diarist might try to pass opinions on what has happened, but they might turn bitter and after half an hour of bitterness he might get fed up with it all and turn back into a blogger.
That way I can suggest that the political life of this country may well be improved if we cut Scotland loose, literally, and floated it off to Europe. Then we could give Ulster to the Republic of Ireland, dig a moat along the Welsh border and settle down to running our own country properly.
While we are all breaking up I might also declare my house and garden to be independent, add a sentry box to the front garden, put one of those stripey poles across the entrance to the drive, call it Checkpoint Charles.
It will be a small country but every bit as useful and relevant to world politics as Wales or Scotland or any of the other ambitious but useless tiny countries that clutter the UN up.
I will, I think, be in a stronger position than many of these countries as I’m going to offer Amazon the use of my shed for “accounting purposes” and operate an “offshore” financial institution from the coalshed. The garage is already spoken for – it’s going to be the official mint of Quercusonia and we’ll be knocking out coins, banknotes and stamps for collectors, just like Tristan da Cunha I might even start my own internet domain, as there are plenty of q’s left – the only current one being Qatar. Quercuscommunity.qs sounds quite good.
The coins are from Cabinda. I bet most of you are thinking “Where?” I think there’s a bright future ahead for us smaller countries.
We will, of course, be happy to take part in UN Peacekeeping missions, preferably for two weeks at a time and in Cyprus, or another holiday destination, though we don’t really have the manpower for full-scale military operations. More to the point – we don’t have a gun.
I’m not sure whether to be a Republic, a Monarchy or a Soviet, or merely continue with our current system of benign despotism, where Julia orders me around most of the time but also brings me cakes when she comes home from work. It has worked for 30 years, which is more than some countries manage, and as you can see from the header picture, she is among the better looking world leaders. We had Belgian Buns tonight. If you look at the link you will see they are mentioned along with something Swiss, and Danish pastries. If cakes can be international and get on with each other, why can’t humans?
Have you designed your coin yet? Or stamp? Better work on that, oh and your flag! Independence is good.
All the good flags have gone. 🙁
I may go back to shillings, I liked shillings.
On behalf of Scotland I would like to say that I don’t think we have any pretensions to be useful, great or important. We just want to be a place where it is possible to live without going to food banks.
If only the rest of the UK had that clarity of thought we’d be a better place.
I agree with you absolutely on that. Things are happening that are a disgrace in a rich country.
I see you have some research to do before seceding. It would likely be difficult, though, surrounded as you’d be…
Yes. if it was easy I’m sure more people would have been doing it recently…
Definitely among the better looking world leaders! As we have our own mess over here, I will refrain from making a comment about yours.
I’m just interested to see what happens next…
There was a guy in Australia who with a group of other like minded farmers tries to secede from the rest of Australia, declared himself Prince Leonard and declared their country to be the Principality of Hutt River. I believe they even printed their own stamps and currency. Just for curiosity sake the wiki link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality_of_Hutt_River
Thank you – very interesting link, leading on to other interesting information.
The town of Rough and Ready, California tried to secede, but reconsidered their position when they were unable to party.
https://www.sierranevadageotourism.org/content/little-town-of-rough-and-ready-no-294-california-historical-landmark/sie0BB66FAE3FBC70A89
Interesting name, and interesting story. 🙂 I can see that these things take some thinking through…